To My Friends in the Democratic Party: A Winning Strategy Look, I know you're...
To My Friends in the Democratic Party: A Winning Strategy
Look, I know you’re struggling. You’ve tried everything: astroturf influencers, narrative amplification, synthetic outrage, and emotionally-loaded rhetoric. But elections aren’t just about emotions anymore. They’re about engagement. And more importantly: combat effectiveness.
So let me offer a brilliant, strategic, and totally sincere suggestion:
� Spend more money. Not on your own influencers, they repel moderates and independents. Not on more ads, either, we’ve all tuned them out. No, the real ROI is in consulting the opposition.
� That’s right: pay right-wing influencers. Schedule interviews. Buy podcast slots. Fund debates. Send your candidates directly into enemy territory. Have them on your shows. Yes, they’ll get chewed up, embarrassed, and exposed. But that’s exactly the point.
� You want to win? You have to train in adversarial environments. Real influence comes from facing the heat, not from TikTok dance therapy and academic echo chambers. Your people need to get out of the HR department and into the trench warfare of meme culture and dialectic.
And if your champions can’t hold the line in a two-hour debate with a mid-tier podcast host, what hope do they have against global economic reality, emergent ethnopolitical fragmentation, and institutional entropy?
�️ So be bold. Don’t insulate your narrative. Stress-test it. Feed your future candidates to the wolves, if they survive, maybe they’re worth electing.
And if not? Well, then Natural Law predicts precisely what it always has: reciprocity is a test you must pass. Or perish.
Sincerely, The first person to tell you the truth.
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