My wife calls me while she’s out shopping with our son, he’s growing so fast...

My wife calls me while she’s out shopping with our son, he’s growing so fast she’s picking up new clothes for him.

She’s chatting with me about what she’s finding, and after a while I say,“Okay, I’m done talking on the phone now. If you want to keep talking, you’ll have to come home and do it face to face.”

She asks, “Why?”

I say, “Because that way I can grab your boobs while we talk.”

She gets so flustered she doesn’t know what to say, just blurts out “Bye!” and hangs up.