The government is oppressing me
“The government is oppressing me”
Has dad bod Lives on fast food Drinks too much 8 hours a day of Netflix Fat wife Sexless marriage Watches porn Children hate him Never feeds his spiritual hunger Job he hates, too cowardly to quit Dresses like a slob Takes statins Wears a mask
Stop killing yourself one cut at a time
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