My wife and son are arguing over something silly my son claimed to be able to...

My wife and son are arguing over something silly my son claimed to be able to do (a yoyo trick) but my wife didn’t think he could do.

Me: “Why are you arguing with a child? When they say something silly but harmless just pat them on the head like this (pats son on head) and say good boy, thats very nice.”

Wife “But I’m right and he’s wrong.”

Me “Yes dear, thats very nice.” Pats wife on head.